September 11, 2007: TROOFERS INSIST: Whales Responsible for 9-11 Attack

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911

Six years have elapsed since that beautiful early Fall day in Lower Manhattan when our world changed forever.

For those who lost their loved ones that day, their world changed in inexplicable ways. They began their own journey where they took their first steps on their own walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, the walk that one must always make alone.

Along the way they sought answers to questions that may never be answered. The questions of “why” and “how” did this happen. Will I get through this? The hard pressed reality that their loved ones are gone, forever… because some madmen from another country sought some sort of warped revenge upon our country and their beloved family member paid the ultimate price while they continue to pay the heavy toll of those left behind.

I know there are many who would disagree with me on this but I have always felt that the site of the World Trade Towers, where thousands of innocent men, women and children lost their lives on that beautiful early Fall day six years ago, heinously, callously murdered, it should be a memorial park where one can go to reflect, say a prayer, or lay a wreath and not a new set of the tallest buildings on the planet.

To those whose family and friends died on that horrific day I want to tell you that we shall never forget. For as long as I remain here on this earth I shall always remember, I shall always seek justice against those who perpetrated this cowardly act in the name of a so-called religion, that those who were behind this will not escape. They believe that us Americans have a short attention span, unlike themselves who still rage over the Crusades, that we will eventually turn our attention to something else. They will discover just how wrong they are.

Our resolve will remain firm and strong. If it takes a decade, a quarter century, a hundred years we will remain steadfast in our determination to eradicate the Islamist threat. There will be no place to hide and plan their cowardly attacks. We will hunt them down wherever they are because America will never forget that beautiful early Fall day in Lower Manhattan, September 11, 2001.

Little Baby Ginn

Monday, September 10, 2007

TROOFERS INSIST:
Whales Responsible for 9-11 Attack

(shown above): photo of Twin Tower #1 shortly after a large Blue
Whale thrashed its way through the building. Troofers explain
that one whale could not possibly have caused the Tower's collapse.

In the aftermath, the most bizarre phenomena to come from the events on September 11, 2001 is the Truth First movement, or the 'Troofers'. Proving again that no tragedy is granted closure without conspiracy theories and the paranoid nutbags that love them.

Using chicken wire, leftover parts from the various kitchen appliances scattered about their yard, and bundles of old Rosie magazines, this crack army of researchers demonstrates their theories on YouTube, the only venue left open to them.

It is only right that the only takers left for their sad, faux-science goofiness is the YouTube addicts: unemployed, poorly-educated kids with their parents' money in their pocket and time on their hands.

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OSAMA BIN LADEN: Six Years On

It's been six years since four jet airlines were hijacked and turned into flying bombs against everyday, working Americans.

Osama bin Laden, the frail, ailing Saudi multi-millionaire Jihadi behind the plot, has become a household name around the world. "Osama" has become one-name famous--joining Madonna, Britney and Paris. Say what you will about the latter three, the only thing they've been guilty of destroying is good taste and their reputations.

Six years after the infamous deed, there are more questions concerning him than answers. Where is he? Is he dead? If not dead, when will he be captured?
Even his most infamous act is in question by the Troofers. They think it was the President, Dick Cheney or the second guy who played Daren in "Bewitched".

Everytime a purported bin Laden video comes out, the MSM gush while video experts trot out theories on why it's a fake.

Probably the most telling bit about Osama is that he has become a punchline in a never-ending stream of jokes about the notorious shortcomings of his package. A Homeland Security adviser, speaking last week about the supposedly-new bin Laden release, described him as "impotent".

A description both fitting and just--until his forgotten, decaying corpse is deposited in an unmarked grave .

Mondoreb

September 11, 2007

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Monday, September 10, 2007

TROOFERS INSIST:
Whales Responsible for 9-11 Attack

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